Why Is My Penis So Fucking Huge?

A Collection Of My Affirmations

Why My Feminine Penis Is A Spectre Haunting Your Mind

I was going to have oral sex with some dude once, but then I whipped out my hulking penis. He was a bit taken aback and said, “I thought you were a girl.” Oh I had to chastise this libtard for not understanding biology. I thoroughly educated him on female biology and the feminine penis. He was so impressed and savagely owned that he sucked my cock.

Some times dick scares you straight or gay or whatever it may be. Some maniac tried to jam a tuna can into me and claim it was his penis. I never understood it until I tried to jam my penis into a pussy and I was accused of trying to jam a tuna can into their pussy. I swear it is my penis, you got to believe me.

Trying to hide the penis is an illusive art. I had felt such shame when I was a teenager in the women’s locker room, I always had the biggest penis. But I learned to not stick out. How can something so omnipresent not be seen at crotch level? I studied the art of hiding your penis. 

I tried for many years to use modern science to cover my one thick flaw. Every time I have tried to get penis reduction surgery, ironically my penis gets larger. It is like it has a will of its own. Kill it now or it will grow stronger.

I meet dudes off dating apps. They discover the penis and become haunted by it. It is right there in front of them. “Oh my! It is bigger than my own”, they think. It is beyond merely a matter of recognizing obvious superiority and higher rank. My penis is mythological and savage, it is a monstrosity and that shocks with its rarity. Behold her penis, it takes on the role of a spectre that lingers in the mind and controls from a distance. Behold the will to haunt.

When you look for it, this is when it is absolutely nowhere to be found. “Are you fucking stupid? Leave that girl alone!”, the crowd says. The man falls back into his drunk stupor on the street corner. It is when you are not looking for it that it sneaks up on you.

I met a woman on a lesbian dating app. I was uncomfortable giving her the dick, but she basically demanded it. She fixated over it with every word. When her dirty word tricks did not make me give up the goods, she resolved to chase me around while grabbing at it. You have to give the audience what they want, eventually. So I went in, raw dawging her. 

She came around a year later asking for child support. Child support? They must be kidding. So I take her back to court. Your honor, two women can’t have children! Are you fucking stupid? This is obviously political correctness gone mad!

Why I Have Sex With More Lesbians Than You

Ah Bailey Jay, what a real chad. She crushes more pussy than you, has a bigger dick, and is just absolutely stunning; I think almost everyone would smash. Now that is real power. Real power is not, I have a lot of money so it compensates for my small penis because I can bribe our political leaders. Real power is people recognizing your absolute superiority in one glance.

Men are obsessed with lesbians. Is this because they are obsessed with what they can’t have? Yes.

What is with transgender concern trolling? It is kind of diseased, is it not?

I find that people who go out of their way to inform me that I am in danger of killing myself are themselves very worrying. They speak in a tone as if they are crying out in urgency, like it is a cry for help. I am like, really fine and happy with life. I love good food, conversation, vitality, great ideas, beautiful writing, beautiful bodies. Very rarely do these come up among anyone who is very concerned with the transgenders destroying good culture these days. We can only wonder why.

The people who inform me that lesbians don’t want me are simply jealous of how much cis-lesbians I have had sex with. Do you mean that they don’t want you? I have had sex with an infinite times more lesbians than you Mr. Man. You seem so butthurt about this. Is this because it is part of your strange male fantasy? Obviously.

Someone once had described an event that had taken place in highschool. Well it was a common occurrence you see. People sucking dick in the hallways. I was shocked, but also clearly curious. Why would people do that? They had responded to me only that having your dick sucked feels good.

It feels good? Such a response made me feel uneasy. I was outraged! I ranted and raved to everyone who would hear me about the retarded response I was given. But I realized that I expected too much from this dude. Why did I expect an answer other than it feels good?

Okay but why is biology morally awesome when you describe the desire to breed, you know, a man dicking a woman. But why is it immoral when I want to deep dick a lesbian? Huh answer me that cock-servatives!

Why I Am The Greatest Explorer That Has Ever Lived

Born Too Late To Explore The Earth.

Born Too Early To Explore The Galaxy

Born Just In Time To Order Female Hormones On The Internet

There is something beautiful about this meme. It speaks to the sentiment: move so you can be free. When everything becomes settled and populated you need to worry about the externalities of others. The effects that others have on you. But when we go down this road logically, it will not stop until it has regulated and optimized everything in existence. What if we could have a society where harm against others and insufficient help, was regarded as an absurd question? This is the libertarian dream. I find that such dreams can only be realized if you take part in a roving band or are a pioneer. The dream is that we can carry this to the stars now that earth is permanently unfree. 

Look, I hate gay people. I am just extremely homophobic. But my personal feelings shouldn’t mean that gays can’t live their lives. I will just sit in my house maulding all day about the gays down the street. Does this sound like something somebody would say?

That is the kind of interesting question of modern society. How do you measure the harm created by the knowledge of the existence of some group of people? This is why a political project should be built, in my honest opinion, on a commitment to leave your personal woes out of it. Seek out a life that is not bothered by others and does not bother others. This is not merely your actions, but a way you need to look at the world differently. 

I think the promise of America is not to come and become integrated into the project. But to escape somewhere off into the distance. To be American might be to leave America in search of new land to settle. 

Why I Am A Chad and Crush All the Pussy

A lot of gamers like to do what is called achievement hunting. I find gaming a degenerate and disgusting habit. But there is something beautiful here in the idea of achievement hunting. It is the idea of becoming and having accomplished the rare and seeking out the uncommon experience.

What would a transgender achievement hunting look like? I think that the rare opportunity is to have a complete account of a human life. In our breeding culture, that is taking and slinging mad cock. Crush as much pussy as possible with your penis. Ah when you are accomplished and have become the most chad, then you can begin to master the art of getting your pussy crushed. 

I say in practical matters, you should look up say… the distribution of pussies crushed among penises. I would say if you want to be average, go for the expected value. If you want to be superior, go for the expected value plus the standard deviation. I am many standard deviations above the mean. Get your numbers up kiddo and you might be a real chad pussy crusher like Dilvany. Then you can retire and go do something else with your time. I am happy to have retired at the ripe old age of 22.

This need to progress from dick to pussy is due to the primitive nature of pussy construction. Once you get the pussy there is no going back. This is fine to anyone who understands life, permanence is a sick joke. One day in the future you might crush pussy before breakfast, get a pussy so you can be deep dicked after lunch, and then get your penis back before dinner. We have yet to really fuck linear time yet. Just you wait!

I mean the truth is that I slay. People accuse me of only being odd, because I can’t get pussy. If I got pussy I would see that being ordinary is good. If anything I have only been slowed down by my own work and the current plague. But there is no shortage of women who want it from me. 

I think a lot of people might have failed at finding pussy and then had to rediscover their love of pussy. But maybe they were merely going away from normality because of their own inferiority. Even if your transgender stint was motivated by a lapse in pussy, why not just be superior and love the pussy. Why go back to being merely boring and average. Is it because they fear losing the measly crumbs of pussy? That is the true inferiority of the male who claims I am a failed male. They can’t imagine true power and dissolve into tricksters to maintain their sexual fetishes. 

This is not to say that transgender people are heroes or anything. That is a dumb take, I would never make it. But I think that you should be heroic in whatever you do. You will have to make many decisions that are exclusionary, but you should not make a choice because you are running away from a failure somewhere else. 

Most people are kind of cowards and most of the time you might lapse into cowardice. The fact this is true makes people assume that we are all really cowards and heroes are not real. This would only be true if you assumed that to be a hero you need to be a hero consistently. You can achieve so much by being slightly better than ordinary on occasion.

Why I Trick All The Men With My Tight Pussy

I get a bit worried these days. You must know, I was stopping by the old synagogue. It is sadly now closed. I have a story to tell you though.

I was approached by this dude who looked kind of like uneducated trash and spoke very unintelligently. He asked for my number, I gave it to him in order to humor him. He was very nice and told me I am beautiful. I enjoy slaves who glorify my existence. But you know don’t let sweet words trick you into walking into anyone’s cage. I am not validated by his attraction to me. 

Ah, but suppose I wanted to take this further what was keeping me? I talk a big game about how Chad I am sexually and how everyone wants me. Well yeah that is true, people want this, but I ain’t gonna give it up so easily. 

But then again, what do I tell him? What if he is expecting me to have a hulking massive cock? He meets a pretty girl on the street and he knows that I am rocking that old cock. But maybe I am onto the next stage in my achievement hunting. Maybe I have achieved all the great wonders of penis and am sporting that tight pussy. I shouldn’t go walking around tricking men, shouldn’t I? I should come clean that I have a pussy. But then he might get mad and think that I have insulted his sexuality. Like, how dare I walk around looking like a dirty cock slut and not be sporting an equal or superior cock. That is false advertising.

Why I Am More Divine Than Jesus Christ

Why am I not a christian? I have enjoyed the company and the correspondence with Christians. They have however always made me feel personally and violently very sick in their attempts to convert me. Despite their very good attempts to portray the religion positively I still maintain my sickness. I am not talking about the burning in hell or other shit. I mean the feel good shit that liberal normies respect in the man of Jesus Christ. The only explanation is that I am just satanic. 

I think there is no good narrative for transgenders under christianity. Or at least the astetics of being a transgender Christian bore me, give me something good.

Let me tell you about this person I would only describe as a cathbol or a catholic bolshevik. This is just a testament to their zeal for catholicism. What does she really have to say about her place as being a transgender Catholic? It is a big conspiracy and God is testing her. He wanted her to figure out she was a woman, despite being born with a penis. Then she could transition into the ultimate trad wife, who can’t birth children. God created man and women, so her confused state and biological lack of masculinity must be an indication of God presenting her a puzzle. This led her to an investigation that her feelings are valid and she is some type of XY intersex. This means that she is not a man, but a woman. She just needs to get the Church to see the evidence, they will venerate her. Cathbol claims a path to discovering the ontological woman. Well hopefully they will venerate her efforts. 

I find this curious, it is just a christian adaptation of trans-medicalist arguments. Like yeah, you are trans not because you feel or do something, but because you are something. I believe in a very alienated existence from other people. As far as I am concerned, I am an alien and you are a black box that I can’t truly read your inner gay shit. I feel like people believe that there is an obvious human sight into the inner gay shit, but this is a fantasy. Some people pretend like they have mystical powers to see the true nature of a person behind the act. So maybe this form of trans-medicalism is more evolved. 

I think there is a big meme inherent to trans medicalism as it relates to the ontology of being a woman: It would imply that most soyboys and beta cucks who are unmasculine are being tested by God and that getting real with Jesus would be to become pink pilled. I mean regaurdless if you have a penis and identify with being a man; God made you intersex and spiritually a woman, so you must transition. Kind of funny, right?

I was very disheartened to find out the other day that cathbol was planning on detransitioning. She says that her family, ex-girl friend, ex-boy friend, and boy friend all support her remaining transitioned despite what the catholic church says. They are all in fact Catholics so I will allow you to draw your own conclusions on this matter. We will need to wait on the decision of the catholic priest. 

The only problem is that this story needs to get finished much sooner. I feel like trying to accelerate this along somehow. I will need to think about how I can make the chaos speed up. Then again maybe I shouldn’t intervene. That would be very unscientific of me.

Why I Identify As A Goddess Empress And You Will Respect My Pronouns

I have seen for a long while now this mockery of people who identify as a dragon or something. People see this as real lulzy austistic behavior. I have deep empathy for such a situation.

I met a negro today. I have met many blacks, but when I referred to him as black he got upset and called me out. “I am a negro, the seat of my wheelchair is black”, said the negro. What a fucking chad. 

It’s maam. How can you intimidate someone into seeing you as a woman? I am beyond debate, there is no point in debating shit. If people don’t recognize you as something arguing just means you have already lost. You must approach something with authority. But what authority does a woman have?

Suppose you are in a discord server. There are blue names and pink names. This gives a type of immediate recognition and classification to these people. You can see that person has a pink name, they are a chick bruh. What are you fucking stupid? 

Suppose you believe yourself to be some sort of violent divine conqueror who would have raised a sword and taken over a small chunk of land. What then? Can I identify as royalty? Yes. I would have been royalty if given the chance to take it, but I am just stuck in well regulated modern society.

Look, you will have to recognize me as royalty. I will just waltz around like I own the place. I test you to try to test me. I am beyond debate. Debate means that people are prepared to test your absoluteness. You don’t debate with peasants and inferiors. If they challenge your authority you have them skinned alive or other horrific torture. That is really what the transgender community should do. I am not kidding.

I am firmly on the side of transgender acceptance being pushed. Lets introduce an absoluteness to the idea, okay you are just a woman and I accept it. What are you retarded bruh? That is a woman, can you not see her hulking penis? Like if you say that you look dumb, but wouldn’t that be interesting if that was something that was absolute and uncontroversial. 

This is why I worry about the trans community. People realize that they need the community to be who they are. The otherkin and non-binary communities almost always rely on pure recognition. People just like to refuse to recognize these communities. Therefore to be ortherkin or non-binary either you have to forgo recognition or exist in an isolated and synthetic community. 

All that being said, I am non-binary. I have thought about identifying as an otherkin just to trigger people. This shit is very based.

My friend Zoey claims she is a princess gender. Well I am something close to that, but I need not use words to describe my gender. You will experience it as real.

Why I Make The Best Plans For America

Are you in a position of power in the United States Armed Forces? Well maybe I will slide into your DMs. Certainly, I appreciate veteran and active military support. For one, I need people to help my rise to power. One day, the army will stand by me and we will ride into Washington, unopposed. Maybe you will stand by me.

I was in West Palm Beach and chatting with some friends in a cafe. I told them that Sadam was bad and the Iraq War was based. Yeah, take that you liberals! Get fucked! Then a veteran approached me and told me he was proud e-girls still love America. So he asked me for my phone number so we could meet up later. The day ended with me going to his hotel room and thanking him for his service.

I have been DMing with a U.S. General on twitter. Sending him UwUs and eggplant emojis. He is very much into it. Whispering sweet nothings about being the antichrist and offering him slaves when we build our kingdom in hell. But what of the kingdom of the living?

The first thing on my agenda is to get rid of California. The name comes from a spanish word, the land of caliphates. It is a plot, out in the open, to give up the state to the muslims. I don’t want the muslims to win, I want Dilvany to win. So I will rename California to West Nevada. Also I have promised the Imperial Governorship of West Nevada to one of my more powerful supporters. So, you will have to find something else to rule over. 

I really am an Anarchist. I will abolish the state if I am elevated to the position of Goddess Empress, but still maintain my position. Like any anarchy we got to play by the rules of anarchy. I am an objective force of nature and thus you should respect that. I don’t really want to be a big downer, but you must remember to live by the golden rule: Render onto Dilvany, that which is Dilvanys. 

It is time that we bring Dilvany to the more savage and uncivilized people of the planet earth, the canadians or as we call them canucks. I will take a canuck as my lover in order to make them feel better about themselves as a collection of back water imperial provinces. Despite being racially and culturally inferior to everyone on the planet earth, Dilvany can still love you. What a great message of hope.